Bluebird of Testosterone, slam-bang edition
The Bluebird of Testosterone is back -- summoned by TwoBoo, of course.
TwoBoo is sitting in The Husband's lap. They're discussing how to make The Husband open his hand and release the quarter inside.
The Husband: It's not strength, it's a question of leverage. How can you make Daddy open up his hand?
TwoBoo, cheerfully: With a hammer?
The Husband, stifling laughter: Well... yeah... but how can you do it in a less violent way?
TwoBoo: With a hammer?
Why bother finding another way when this one works, right?
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The Husband: It's not strength, it's a question of leverage. How can you make Daddy open up his hand?
TwoBoo, cheerfully: With a hammer?
The Husband, stifling laughter: Well... yeah... but how can you do it in a less violent way?
TwoBoo: With a hammer?
Why bother finding another way when this one works, right?
Bluebird of Testosterone: world domination
TwoBoo reaches for The Husband's computer keyboard, but The Husband diverts him with hugs. Then The Husband asks the two most obvious questions:
The Husband: Do you wanna use the computer?
TwoBoo: Yah.
The Husband: Are you gonna try to take over the world?
TwoBoo: 'Esss. [Yes.]
The Husband: Do you wanna use the computer?
TwoBoo: Yah.
The Husband: Are you gonna try to take over the world?
TwoBoo: 'Esss. [Yes.]
Bluebird of Testosterone: drug interactions
Last week The Boy spiked a fever one day (which subsided quickly), then woke up with headaches for the next two days. We gave him some kids' Tylenol and a small piece of chocolate -- small piece! -- for the caffeine boost. Then we tried to explain the caffeine/Tylenol combination.
Us: The caffeine in the chocolate will help make the Tylenol work faster. It takes a while to work because it has to travel through your body before it starts working on your headache.
The Boy: All the way through my body and through my penis?
I think a few lessons in how the digestive system works, with an addendum on medication absorption, is in order.
Us: The caffeine in the chocolate will help make the Tylenol work faster. It takes a while to work because it has to travel through your body before it starts working on your headache.
The Boy: All the way through my body and through my penis?
I think a few lessons in how the digestive system works, with an addendum on medication absorption, is in order.