"What are we supposed to do with this junk?!"
Did you see last night's "Work of Art"? The contestants were confronted with a warehouse full of discarded electronics, and then told to make it into art. Oh, I thought I'd die laughing. The typical response to the challenge:
You might've noticed that many of the artists work 2D, not 3D. They're photographers, realist painters, silkscreen printers. Most have little or no assemblage experience, and it really showed. Designated Hotness actually said, "Omigod, I don't know what I'm doing." Hotness wanted to make a tank to fill with water and an empty TV. Except she had no clue whatsoever about adhesives. (Not even how to get a clump of adhesive out of her hair.) So she whines for help, and Starvingartist takes time away from his piece to help her make hers. Lots of caulk jokes follow.
The only "mixed-media artist," the Gray Panther, couldn't pull her piece together either.
She chose lots of cables, rather than TV monitors like many others had; not following the pack, but not blazing a trail either.
Hilary Swank's Double, on the other hand, was KILLIN' the challenge!
HSD created sort of an archaelogical/geological chasm inside an old-style TV turned on its side. And Cartoony Boy went back to his roots as a child video game addict for this piece.
The joystick plugs into the statue's navel like an umbilical cord. And don't you love how it somehow doesn't tip over? Even more awesome, because he had to rework the design from two kids to one, and bulk up the frame with paper and painter's tape under the plaster strips.
But it was Tortured Artist who took the win.
The unfamiliar environment has his OCD working overtime -- can't get any rest. So he silkscreened and created a large pillow, which he placed on top of a makeshift bed. (Don't even ask about the pillows on each side.) The idea was to create the world's least restful spot to sleep. The clincher:
Tortured "activated" his piece by shutting out the sensory overload: He took a nap on the bed during the gallery showing.
And guess who went home?
The Hipster. Don't cry for him: his career is already so established that many of the contestants had heard of him before they met him. This was all about exposure for him. So I'm sure he and too-cool-for-the-room haircut will be just fine.
Most of the other artists went home without comment, which must've saved some of them last night. Sometimes in these competitions, it's enough to stay just above the worst contestant. What did you think?
Talk about a piece of "Work"...
It's Thursday -- time to dissect and snark about Bravo's new reality show "Work of Art." A weekly dose of art world crazy.
I love the opening credits... clever of them to use light signatures and paint on the (plexiglass in front of the) camera lens to introduce each contestant. Bravo also gets a few points for including a contestant who isn't fashionably skinny, and a few who are over the age of 25.
And because this is a reality show, Bravo very early on established the artist you're going to love to hate.
Her name is pronounced "NAY-oh" but I read it as "NOW." As in "go home NOW. You're breathtakingly arrogant, and it's not even 5 minutes into the show." She walks through the gallery of the contestants' self-portraits, dismissing each piece with a wave of her hand. Here's a quote: "I feel like I've already won... and so I think that I could be really generous with my criticism."
Oh, it's on nao! Now. Whatever.
First challenge is for each artist to do a portrait of another artist in the group. Here's where you see each artist's style, but more importantly who fits which characterization. Besides the Arrogant B!@#$ mentioned above, there's the Tortured Artist...
two Starving Artists... The Goofball... the Hotness...
The Newb... The Old Lady... The Black Guy (aka Cartoony Boy)...
The Weird White Girl... The Christian... The Effin' Hipster...
Hilary Swank's Double... and The Black Girl/The Undercover Misfit. (We'll talk about the judges when we get to know them better.)
You've also seen the host formula on other shows. Here, you get China Chow, Simon de Pury, and Sarah Jessica Parker. SJP apparently will make a 30-second cameo in each episode, because she's exec producer. China plays the Heidi Klum role -- no, "Switzerland" because she's icy and allegedly neutral -- and de Pury is the Designated Expert.
Surprisingly, I did actually like the art created in this first episode. Usually the color orange sets my teeth on edge, but Abdi's portrait was so vibrant that I actually liked the orange background. Miles' concept of a modern funeral portrait was captivating, and also made a nod to Nao's self-portrait. But someone had to go home because as Switzerland put it, "your Work of Art didn't work for us."
Yup, The Black Girl. Which wasn't a surprise... she landed in the bottom three level with The Newb and Nao/Now. But The Newb wasn't going to be offed because it would be like kicking a puppy. And Nao/Now had to stay because she's a reliable source of drama.
I could go on, but I want to hear what you thought about it! Which "Work of Art didn't work for you?" Comment and I'll put your name in the hat to receive a copy of a book in which my art appears, "Good Mail Day"!
I love the opening credits... clever of them to use light signatures and paint on the (plexiglass in front of the) camera lens to introduce each contestant. Bravo also gets a few points for including a contestant who isn't fashionably skinny, and a few who are over the age of 25.
And because this is a reality show, Bravo very early on established the artist you're going to love to hate.
Her name is pronounced "NAY-oh" but I read it as "NOW." As in "go home NOW. You're breathtakingly arrogant, and it's not even 5 minutes into the show." She walks through the gallery of the contestants' self-portraits, dismissing each piece with a wave of her hand. Here's a quote: "I feel like I've already won... and so I think that I could be really generous with my criticism."
Oh, it's on nao! Now. Whatever.
First challenge is for each artist to do a portrait of another artist in the group. Here's where you see each artist's style, but more importantly who fits which characterization. Besides the Arrogant B!@#$ mentioned above, there's the Tortured Artist...
two Starving Artists... The Goofball... the Hotness...
The Newb... The Old Lady... The Black Guy (aka Cartoony Boy)...
The Weird White Girl... The Christian... The Effin' Hipster...
Hilary Swank's Double... and The Black Girl/The Undercover Misfit. (We'll talk about the judges when we get to know them better.)
You've also seen the host formula on other shows. Here, you get China Chow, Simon de Pury, and Sarah Jessica Parker. SJP apparently will make a 30-second cameo in each episode, because she's exec producer. China plays the Heidi Klum role -- no, "Switzerland" because she's icy and allegedly neutral -- and de Pury is the Designated Expert.
Surprisingly, I did actually like the art created in this first episode. Usually the color orange sets my teeth on edge, but Abdi's portrait was so vibrant that I actually liked the orange background. Miles' concept of a modern funeral portrait was captivating, and also made a nod to Nao's self-portrait. But someone had to go home because as Switzerland put it, "your Work of Art didn't work for us."
Yup, The Black Girl. Which wasn't a surprise... she landed in the bottom three level with The Newb and Nao/Now. But The Newb wasn't going to be offed because it would be like kicking a puppy. And Nao/Now had to stay because she's a reliable source of drama.
I could go on, but I want to hear what you thought about it! Which "Work of Art didn't work for you?" Comment and I'll put your name in the hat to receive a copy of a book in which my art appears, "Good Mail Day"!
Going big by thinking small
So you may remember I was headed here last weekend...
to sign and sell le book, Mixed Media Dollhouses. (I'm a major contributor, doncha know.) And I have to tell you, I was kind of dragging myself to do it. Not because I didn't want to go, but because I was sure I hadn't done enough to get ready for it. No one's going to come to the show because it'll be too rainy/too sunny...
everyone will be setting up for nothing....
no one will get what my art and the book is about, except the organizers Karen and Sue...
Many of my art friends teach, but I haven't. So it was a nice surprise to have people willingly stand for a half-hour to listen about my ideas on incorporating personal photos and items from your stash in your art. One woman told me my mind goes to weird places, but that she liked how my mind worked. And the woman next to her agreed.
I know I gave at least a couple of people some interesting ideas. The woman who bought the last copy was bubbling over with plans on how she'd use the book. I was told six or seven people specifically asked when I'd be presenting. And Lori Hall, my vendor neighbor at the show, said she thought artists like me are key to bringing in new people to the miniatures circuit. (Lori and her husband have been making miniatures since the 1970s.)
to sign and sell le book, Mixed Media Dollhouses. (I'm a major contributor, doncha know.) And I have to tell you, I was kind of dragging myself to do it. Not because I didn't want to go, but because I was sure I hadn't done enough to get ready for it. No one's going to come to the show because it'll be too rainy/too sunny...
everyone will be setting up for nothing....
no one will get what my art and the book is about, except the organizers Karen and Sue...
... everyone I've invited will have better things to do.
But everyone proved my inner critic wrong. Wrong wrong wrong!
My friends Don and Monikka came to see my first demo/mini-lecture -- which is saying something, because they had to find somewhere to stash their three daughters first. (I kid. Sort of. One's a newly-minted teenager, the next "has a hollow leg" as my dad used to say and is constantly starving, and the third is training herself to be a ninja.)
And guess who came all the way from Spokane? My Artfest buddy Nikki!
And she dug around her purse to show me her portable art kit and journal. A spot of Artfest bonding, right there.Many of my art friends teach, but I haven't. So it was a nice surprise to have people willingly stand for a half-hour to listen about my ideas on incorporating personal photos and items from your stash in your art. One woman told me my mind goes to weird places, but that she liked how my mind worked. And the woman next to her agreed.
I know I gave at least a couple of people some interesting ideas. The woman who bought the last copy was bubbling over with plans on how she'd use the book. I was told six or seven people specifically asked when I'd be presenting. And Lori Hall, my vendor neighbor at the show, said she thought artists like me are key to bringing in new people to the miniatures circuit. (Lori and her husband have been making miniatures since the 1970s.)
Huh. Someone so immersed in this scene thinks someone new like me is not only interesting, but even vital to their future. That kind of encouragement silences my inner critic quite nicely. It might not look like it from the outside, but having this experience under my belt feels like I'm going big with my goals.