Snow-pocalypse 2010

Every time it snows here on the west side of Extra-Blue State, people Lose They Damn Minds.
Just one to three inches of snow, but you'd think it was nuclear winter.
So I won't bore you with more crashed buses and cars... I'll thank God again that I don't have to work in the snow, and show you what else happens when it snows.
First-graders who have a snow day make celebrity appearances at their former day care centers.

Real snow makes fake wreaths look more natural.
Small people try on their mother's gloves.

And then it's time to get ready for Hanukkah Christmas Thanksgiving.